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LETTERS OF A SHANGHAI GRIFFIN
No.XVII
MY DEAR FATHER,-
I have just returned from the Saddle
Islands, which I reached by means of the
H.A.L. steamer Tsintau, a very comfortable little
ship. I am unaware at what time we arrived,
as I do not, as you know, get up officially until
eight, and r made up my mind not to go ashore
until the island was properly aired.
Coming on deck at nine o'clock, I found that
we were anchored in a little deep-set bay; the
morning was glorious, and the blue sea, with its
darker smudges here and there caused by cloud
shadows, was breaking upon the fangs of the
entrance to the bay in high feathers of spray,
like white ostrich plumes, and around three sides
of us were the heaped-up, rugged hills.
From the top of the bill, the view is
grand. Many little rocky islands are dotted
about, upthrust through the sea, with their line
of breakers at the base, like white lace petti-
coats swisbing around their feet.
In returning to the little sandy inlet, where
the ship's boat landed and delivered us, we had
to pass through a Chinese village, which hangs
on, as it were, by its eyebrows to the face of
the hill. Here we found the inhabitants hard
at work upon their staple industry-manufactur-
mg smells-and apparently trade was flourishing
with them. My first introduction to the village
was made as I suddenly came round a corner
and ran into a line of fish hanging up on a
string in the sun, in front of a large smell
factory. The fact that these fish were left
unguarded, in a country where theft is con-
sidered an accomplishment, at first surprised
me greatly, till I realized that if any one took
the stuff away the owner, in the house near
by, would immediately become aware of its
absence on account of the change in the
atmosphere.
As we had just left the summit of the hill,
entering this village was like receiving a blow
in the face with a pillow stuffed with pollution
just as one was leaving Paradise. A little
faither along we encountered the local Stock
Exchange for Stinks, and were obliged to flee,
so that I cannot tell you any more about the
village.
After this experience I can understand why
the Chinese do not use scent. There isn't any
strong enough.
We had a glorious swim from the ship's gang-
way upon our return. No one can appreciate
clean sea water and hills more than a Shang-
hailander at the end of the summer.
Training for the Autumn Race Meeting has
started, and the first batch of griffins is here.
They are a particularly nasty tempered lot, and
bite, kick, buck, and scratch. At least one can
buck better than an American bronebo, for he
sent his rider half way to heaven the other
morning. The rider (or rather tried-to-rider)
turned two complete somersaults before return-
mg to earth. I do not believe any broncho-
buster would have kept with that pony when
he put up the performance referred to, yet it
is quite on the cards that he will be as quiet 88
a sheep for the remainder of his life, for the
China pony is like the Chinaman-directly you
have made up your mind what he is going to
do he alters his tactics.
It is surprising that so few of these wonderful
little animals are exported, for a handier, more
useful all-round mount cannot be imagined.
They carry a man weighing 150 lb. a mile in
2.06 minutes When trained, which, considering
they acale on an average thirteen hands, and coat
so little, may be considered remarkable, for it
is only after a pony has proved his pace that
his price advances-which is a matter of
gambling. Their immunity from sicichess and
faults is remarkable.
The Chinese, with characteristic business
acumen, do not send a pony stallion or mare
away from the breeding districts; and the fact
that they do not take them off the grass until
they are at least four years old probably
accounts for the absence of foot trotibles and
lameness amongst them.
They are, generally speaking, as game as a
bantam, and though it would be absurd to com-
pare them with an English, or, to go still farther,
an Irish hunter, if we exiles had to do without
the plucky little China pony half our sport would
disappear. To us he is as invaluable as a grey-
hound to a farmer in the Peterborough country
at home; and you know what that means.
Mention of the China ponies reeMis the fact
that they have been worked upon polar expedi-
tions. Yet they are 4successfully used here for
polo at a temperature of 990 in the shade-and
damp at that! They are transported from Man-
churia by sea, and in some cases driven overland.
Now that there is a claimant to the dis-
covery of the North Pole, I expect we shall find
several others. We have at least one in
Shanghai, who asserts that he was there years
ago, but that as he has no proofs he did not
claim the honour. As a matter of fact he has
already earned such a reputation' by his paralys-
mg lies, that he evidently knew it would be
useless his putting forward any claim.
As he pathetically remarked, it is only a truth-
ful man who can lie with any prospect of
success. Now that people can see for them-
selves that it is possible to discover the Pole,
lie has decided to tell the truth, and own up
to having been there himself.
This man is well known here, and is a member
of a certain club affected by mercantile marine
officers, which should be, in. itself, a sufficient
guarantee of his integrity. It appears that he
reached the Pole in the company of two
Esquirnaux (as against the other explorers' one),
and that he claims the territory so discovered
in the name of the Shanghai Municipal Council.
As a matter of fact, it is quite useless for
America, or any other nation, to try to support
a claim against our Council, for the Americans
are children at diplomacy in comparison with the
Chinese, and the Chinese even cannot hold their
own with our City Fathers. Our man is await-
ins the published statements of both explorers,
for he has some information which he claims
will utterly confound either of them, unless they
strictly adhere to the truth. In any case he
is convinced that they cannot deny his priority
of right.
I feel that, whatever the truth of Dr. Cook's
story, be is entitled to our regard, for his name
will thunder down the ages as either the greatest
explorer or the greatest liar that ever lived,
and, whichever may turn otit to be the truth,
he is a man of mark. Both Christopher
Columbus and Ananias are prominent names in
history, yet it is worthy of note that Ananias
has' hit the popular fancy even more than C.
Columbus, Esq.
Your affectionate son,
JIM
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