It was over.
But not like Mooo.com or one of the other high-profile, high-flushrate
spectacular Internet burnouts from the outside world. In China,
everything has happens with Chinese characteristics, nothing is black
and white.
Chairman Mao, patron saint of MaoPortal, came up with a phrase in the
Cultural Revolution - he had a way with words: The mountains and rivers
of China are all red. It may have been true at the time. But really, the
phrase should have read: The mountains and rivers of China are all grey.
There are few things in this country which are fixed and non-negotiable.
You can get away with just about anything in China if you can just find
the right way of putting it, give it the right spin, make the right
explanation.
So it was with MaoPortal. It didn't die as Jefferson and the others
thought it would at that last meeting. The theatrics were premature. The
Powers That Be decided it was too good an idea, and the basic elements
too inter-locking with their own image and aims to let it collapse in a
public flame-out. Can't have the Chairman's name associated with a
failed dotcom!!
Jefferson was woken the next morning by the sound of his mobile phone
screeching a particularly frenetic passage from the Rice Girls hit "The
Great Helmsman Will Be Coming Down the Mountain When He Comes", and he
instantly resolved to programme the damn thing back to a simple "beep
beep".
"Wei?" he mumbled groggily.
"Jefferson, good morning. This is Yan Ge, the official handling the
MaoPortal case. You remember me, of course?"
Jefferson almost leapt out of his skin, but controlled himself and
simply leapt out of bed instead. Yan had the power of life & death, as
it were, over them all.
"Mr Yan, good morning," he stammered. "Of course, of course. How can I
help you?"
"I would like to meet. Just you, and me and Lao Zhang, to discuss the
MaoPortal situation. When would be convenient for you?"
"Any time at all, Mr Yan. You say."
"Then I suggest this evening at a club I know called the Silver Age. Do
you know it?"
Jefferson knew it well. It was a large night-club run by people with
permed hair and good connections. In the corners, you could often see
people making offers to each other that they couldn't refuse.
"The Silver Age," repeated Jefferson. "What time?"
"Let's say 8.30pm."
At 8.25, Jefferson walked through the neon tunnel at the entrance to the
night-club and was ushered into an elevator by a girl wearing an
ill-fitting qi-pao and far too much make-up. The expansive lobby was
marbly and cool and staff were placed strategically at various desks,
doors and corners - more girls in qi-paos, gentlemen in tuxedos and
bellboys wearing gloves. A tuxedo approached him enquiringly.
"Mr Yan, please," said Jefferson.
"This way, sir." The tuxedo led him through high double doors guarded by
bellboy gloves into a wide, dimly-lit auditorium. Candles lit the sofas
and low tables scattered about, and highlighted the faces of bevies of
girls, all with long hair and wearing wedding cake confectionery gowns.
Jefferson noted as he passed that every single one of them was gorgeous,
even allowing for the lighting.
Up some stairs, down a corridor lined with sumptuous private rooms from
which spilled the sounds of karaoke, and into a smaller room. At the far
end were sofas and a huge television set, and the near end, a round
table at which were seated Mr Yan and Lao Zhang, his uncle. Yan stood up
and shook his hand.
"Be seated, Jefferson. Thank you for coming," he said. "Miss, a glass of
Chivas for my friend."
Jefferson looked at Lao Zhang, who looked away.
"This MaoPortal venture has been an interesting experiment," Yan began
once they were settled. "But the time has come to sort things out, to
standardise it, to bring it into the structure."
He paused to let this first piece of information to sink in, then
resumed.
"Mistakes were made. Things were done which were at best questionable."
He glanced at Lao Zhang. "But we have considered internally how to
handle this, and we have decided, based upon the spirit of the
directives from the leadership, that we should treat this more in the
nature of a learning experience. The internal conclusion, therefore, is
that we are willing to work things out. But, there are conditions."
He paused again. Jefferson was following the path of Yan's words
intently, and his spirits began to cautiously rise as he realised that
might be a way out.
"A business like MaoPortal's in China is difficult from a foreigner
perspective," said Yan. He lit a cigarette. "It is very much a business
with Chinese characteristics, and the dynamics of the market are very
different from the United States or Europe. Take the beer market, for
instance. It is a close parallel, I believe, to our current situation.
The foreigners came into the beer market and invested large sums of
money in production capacity and marketing in the belief that the China
market would operate according to the principles they understood and can
control based on their experience elsewhere. But they were wrong. Now,
one by one, they are closing. They have lost much money, and their
assets are being bought at a fraction of their original investment cost
by Chinese companies that know the market, have the staying-power and
also have the connections to make it work."
He put particular emphasis on the word "connections".
"Now, the Internet would appear to be the same in many ways," he
continued. "There has been much talk of new economy, information
revolution, the profound impact of computer technology on the way things
are. But I believe that in the end, the fever will pass, much will die
and the useful elements of this new phenomenon will be integrated back
into the world as we know it. Are you following me?"
Jefferson nodded.
"Now, you and your staff and investors put a lot of work into creating
and developing a market. That is, the market for online Mao products.
For our country, this market is significant for two reasons. First,
Chairman Mao has an important place in our history and it is important
that all elements, particularly business elements, which relate to his
name, meet the overall requirements of the country and the Party. In
recent months, the market for Mao products has experienced some
imbalances and abnormal phenomena which are not to the benefit of our
long-term aims in this regard.
"The second reason is that MaoPortal has proved that there is indeed a
market for these products online, and that the Internet is an effective
way to build the Mao product business. The so-called e-commerce. It is
still early, but it is already clear that the state should pay serious
attention to this area.
"So, we have a problem." He looked at Lao Zhang, then turned back to
Jefferson.
"MaoPortal has been involved, as I said, in certain practices which are
at variance with our country's laws. But we have decided internally to
take a lenient view of this from the perspective of the main leadership
of MaoPortal, for the sake of stability and unity. And in return for the
sale of all outstanding shares in the company to SinoGotham Investments.
That includes all holdings by foreign investors. In return, I can
guarantee that the directors of the company will not face any
prosecutions with regard to the affairs of MaoPortal. Some of them may
even be invited to participate in the management of the
newly-reconstituted MaoPortal." He sat back in his chair and took a sip
of whiskey. "That will solve the problem."
"How much will SinoGotham pay for the MaoPortal shares?" asked
Jefferson.
"Ten fen on the yuan, or ten cents on the dollar, as I understand they
say in the United States. A tenth of the original funds invested."
"A tenth!" Jefferson exclaimed. "But MaoPortal is worth more than that!"
Just then, the signature music for a MaoPortal ad emanated from the
television set, which was switched to a broadcast channel rather than to
internal karaoke. "This . Is MaoPortal," intoned James URL Jones.
"That is hard to say. It is very difficult to make an accurate,
objective valuation of dotcom company," said Yan. "But the point is that
that is the price on offer. It is not negotiable."
"But how can I convince the shareholders to accept such an arrangement?"
asked Jefferson. "They'll be outraged, and I'll be finished."
"I think you will find that it is easily done," said Yan with a smile.
"The relevant documents have been prepared, and I will tell you what to
say."
Yan withdrew several pieces of paper from a briefcase by his chair.
"This is a document charging the entire board of directors of MaoPortal
with complicity in certain criminal activities." He slid the paper
across the table for Jefferson to read. "Tomorrow, you will show this
document to the shareholders, and tell them it is an internal document
not yet implemented. You will say you are doing everything you can to
obtain more information on the situation.
"The next day, you will contact the shareholders again and say that it
appears to be Lao Zhang, acting on behalf of MaoPortal, who committed
the worst transgressions, but that the authorities are outraged by what
happened and are determined to push the MaoPortal case through to set an
example for the entire Internet community, both Chinese and foreigners."
He pushed over a little blue copy of the PRC Criminal Law towards
Jefferson. "You will draw their attention to Article 8 which
specifically applies the laws to foreigners committing crimes inside the
PRC, to Article 31 which states that those in charge of an enterprise
could be held criminally responsible."
He then laid a little green copy of the PRC Company Law next to the
Criminal Law booklet. "Then you will make them aware of Article 118,
which states that directors are responsible for all resolutions of the
Board. And make them aware that the authorities are paying attention to
these provisions with regard to the MaoPortal case.
"Then, on the following day, you call again and tell them the
authorities have decided to close down MaoPortal, suspend its business
indefinitely. They will realise that they are facing the prospect of the
value of their shares falling to zero. MaoPortal, as you know, has few
concrete assets. It's value lies in its continued operations. If it
shuts down for any period with a public suggestion of impropriety, that
will be the end of it.
"The day after that, you phone and say that you have been working hard
to find a way out, and that you think you may have found a way to save
at least some of the share value. You say you'll get back to them soon.
A short while later, you contact them and say that the authorities are
willing to consider dropping the criminal charges if the shares are sold
at the rate I mentioned. I think by that time they will view it as a
very good deal."
He pointed at the paper in front of Jefferson. "This document listing
the criminal charges against the directors: you can let them see it, but
there must be no copies made. You must take personal responsibility for
this. You can tell them it is an internal document. It should convince
them to follow the course I have described.X-Mozilla-Status: 0009fferson
sat in awe of the man, and stunned into silence.
"None at all?" asked Yan.
"No!" said Jefferson. "I mean, yes! What about the Number Two Mao
Memorabilia Factory and NepoHoldings?"
"You will tell the foreign investors that the shares controlled by the
Chinese partners have already been sold at the agreed price. You can
add, if you like, that Lao Zhang is under detention and that you are
concerned for his safety."
He glanced at Zhang and smiled.
"And how do Maomaomao.com and Jackal fit into all this?" asked
Jefferson.
"Ah. We reached an understanding with Mr Jackal some time ago. When this
transaction is completed, it is entirely possible that MaoPortal and
Maomaomao.com will merge.
Jefferson was silent.
"If there are no further questions, then let us end our
discussioX-Mozilla-Status: 8019ou out."
"No, no need really," Jefferson protested. "I can find my own way, thank
you. Mr Yan, thank you for your hospitality. See you again, Uncle
Zhang."
Jefferson followed the instructions on the packet and the investors did
as was required of them. They were all unhappy, and some angry, but the
twin threats of criminal action and closure were remarkably effective.
Mao Portal was re-constituted as a domestic enterprise, merged with
Maomaomao.com and given exclusive rights to handle sales of Mao products
online.
Jefferson asked Lao Zhang about NepoHoldings, but his uncle gruffly
turned the question aside. Jefferson's impression was that Lao Zhang had
received a stiff reprimand over the affair.
Jackal was given the position of deputy director of the New New
MaoPortal, and spent much of his time attending conferences and giving
speeches on the significance of the Internet and e-commerce for the
future of China.
Stone Daw and the other investors basically shrugged and moved on to the
next deal. Daw vowed never to invest in China again, while investors
closer to the scene swore that next time they would seek better
guarantees and assurances. Wang Qiankan, however, was doing very well,
thank you. MaoPortal.com had not worked out, but two other dotcoms he
seeded at about the same time had already gone to IPO. He was now
looking at a new deal involving a JV with international media magnate
Sebastian Pringle, and was also about to be nominated for a position on
the standing committee of the next session of the Chinese People
Political Consultative Conference.
Suzanne found a new set of clients, but continued to have indirect
involvement in the MaoPortal saga. For a while, she dated the new CEO
put in place of Jefferson. Jefferson phoned her a couple of times, but
her secretary said she was busy. Her mobile rang and rang, no answer. He
could have phoned her from another number which would not indicate his
identity, but there was no point. He could take a hint.
Lao Zhang "retired" from his position at the Shanghai Number Two Mao
Memorabilia factory. But he had a large stash on money in Hong Kong, and
he had plans to pursue other interests in Canada at an appropriate time.
Miracle Liang moved on to sell real estate in the Shanghai villa market,
having completely lost faith and interest in the online business.
And Jefferson? He was sitting on the balcony of B on the Mund with
Shanghai spread out before him. Miracle was on his right, listening
politely while Jefferson talked animatedly to the Venture Capitalist
from Taipei sitting on his right.
"Have I got this great idea!" he said. "It's not B-to-C, that doesn't
make it anymore. Nor does B-to-B-to-C. The way to go is
A-to-B-to-C-to-D! With Chinese characteristics. Here, let me show you
the business plan!"